This is a personal blog. Bits of plenty. I think about lots and I don't focus on my ego enough.

nicevagina:

When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door. 

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spooky-living-pastry:

dlubes:

vengefulgoddess728:

harryorgans:

two friends are trying to console him after a chicken nugget went down the wrong pipe. chew your food kids

looks more like an orgy

someones choking to death in this gif and you make a joke about gay sex are you serious

the nerve of some people

sarazoe:

Treat yo’self.

confessionsofarebel:

wirelessinfidelity:

apatheticghost:

boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick

That’s definitely an interesting take. But sometimes we get boners for no reason and it’s something like “What is it boy? Did you see something?”

You two are my new favorite people on this site.

hotboyproblems:

there is literally under 3 months until 2015 and that makes me really scared because all i have done is watch t.v shows the whole time

xekstrin:

thedovahcat:

ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE

ferrets are ridiculous

snowlantern:

year-of-the-deanmon:

sheslikea-comet:

So I was out buying halloween decorations and I saw this wig, picked it up and then I saw it…..

WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?!?
WHY IS JENSEN’S FACE ON IT?!

Jensen’s face is on everything. Ads for embarrassing products, Russian novel covers… Didn’t someone have a collection?

splendidcolor:

jordyngryphon:

theguilteaparty:

bookerdewitt:

pamplemoose:

angelphile:

hiddlesbatchlove:

best marketing

A+

10/10

would recommend

WHEREDOTHEYSELLTHOSE?! I need them so bad. This is absolutely perfect.

They sell them at Target

This is a fantastic idea.

Raging pharmacology boner.

Bonus points for being single chemical pills.

you should check out their website! http://www.helpineedhelp.com

If you think that packaging is brill, wait until you see the site.

This company is a marketer’s wet dream.

That website is fantastic. Seriously, click on it and check out the whole site. Best waste of time EVER.

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